i am no angel ;)
I gave wrong people the right pieces of me.
(via jakuzarskey)
girlygirlfriend:

me
me: *sees a bug in my house*
me: alright little homie its ok we all make mistakes, you do you, just keep a respectful distance
bug: *flies at my face*
me: first of all how dare you

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

leslie-knopes:

parks and rec rewatch → summer catalog [2.20]  

1idk:

  Tré Cool, Winona Ryder, Billie Joe and Gwen Stefani

1idk:

  Tré Cool, Winona Ryder, Billie Joe and Gwen Stefani

124:

laurenhooper:

babyitsasweetlife:

Goals

Fucking reblog forever

when I see shit like this on my dashboard I wonder if you’re all fifteen

124:

laurenhooper:

babyitsasweetlife:

Goals

Fucking reblog forever

when I see shit like this on my dashboard I wonder if you’re all fifteen

awwww-cute:

A baby Australian Eastern Quoll. Unlike most Australian animals, it will just kill you with cuteness

awwww-cute:

A baby Australian Eastern Quoll. Unlike most Australian animals, it will just kill you with cuteness

housewifeswag:

I need 6 minutes of this not 6 seconds.

j5h:

wait lost

j5h:

wait lost

ufocottoncandy:


“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.”
 ― Ellen Goodman

ufocottoncandy:

“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.”


Ellen Goodman

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

most truth I’ve ever read on this site.

iloveslashandduff:

golden